Advanced and expensive at-home cold press juicing system
Cause of death
Too expensive relative to value delivered. Founder was last seen riding a fire-breathing unicorn at Burning Man.
Juicero was presented to the world in March 2016 and had the life squeezed out of it in September 2017.
Raising $120M and being beaten to a pulp by the press in Summer 2017.
Last known residence
Hardware. Last seen in a Venture Capitalist's Sand Hill Road office.
Juisir is a juicer that doesn't have to be cleaned. It's being developed by Chinese company iTaste. They had a successful Indiegogo launch, but the jury is still out.
Hands. Many people have two of them, but we've heard that one might be enough.